Dave the Diver
NOTE NOTE 04OPEN

Restaurant

Pricing math, the right staff, seasonings, and the wasabi hammer.

Evening service: Bancho on the line, you on the relay
▲ Steam screenshotEvening service: Bancho on the line, you on the relay

Post-DLC pricing structure (two-week ledger re-test)

SlotCostPriceNote
Traffic seats (bulk small fish)Near-zero costLow priceTurnover engine. Never raise — their job is the doorway
Backbone (tuna family)MidMidOne-fish-three-dishes conversion king; the menu's spine
Ceiling (deep rarities)HighHighTicket top. All-in on reservation nights
Hidden dishes (non-fish)Luck-basedHighMenu expansion keys — finding a new ingredient beats catching a rarity
Jungle cuisine (DLC)All-newHighHerbs + river fish: a zero-competition category; scarcity pays early

📒 Re-test verdict: post-DLC mid-tier fish +12%, staff wages effectively -8% — hiring moved from luxury to correct investment. Every 2023 pricing post is now wrong; do not copy them.

Staff & scheduling (relative value improved post-DLC)

TypeRoleNote oneNote two
Server typePlating + ordersYour first hire should be one of theseLow morale = dropped plates (real mechanic)
Kitchen typePrep & rescueBancho is one man; rush hour jamsMorale links with Bancho (details on Story page)
Part-timersCheap hourly, flexible slotsParty-day firefightersKeep them off hidden dishes — mastery does not carry
DLC jungle handsNew skills, river fish prepMandatory for jungle cuisineRecruitment triggers mid-river

The wasabi folklore archive (cute but useless section)

Tap the wasabi hammer three times at rush

Verdict: No effect (30-player, two-week control, zero turnover difference)

Origin: One of the three great legends; testers kept tapping after — "my mood objectively improved"

Say good work to Bancho's knife

Verdict: No effect. But Bancho gains an extra line the next day

Suspected morale easter egg; sample too small

Origin: Highest-voted folklore on the message wall

Closing on rainy days spawns hidden guests

Verdict: No effect (rain guests are story-triggered, unrelated to closing)

Origin: Debunked by the lore crew, resurrects in the beginner thread monthly

The party reservation survival manual

  • 01T-1 day: confirm menu slots (party guests draw from 1.8x the usual pool — every extra page is insurance).
  • 02Morning of: targeted diving. Party pool only; do not get seduced by passing rarities.
  • 03Before service: max staff morale (raise or encourage). Nine of ten party wipes are early staff collapses.
  • 04Mid-rush: if Bancho jams, run plates yourself. The owner serving tables adds tips — hidden in the feel, nobody has pinned the number.
  • 05After: party tips settle on overall satisfaction — one grade off is one tier off. Debrief before celebrating.

Parties are this game's finals: pricing, prep and scheduling all get graded in a single evening.